For bookings

Worldwide Bookings, meat & greed sessions, use the form below.

Everything else

For general contact, simply use the same form below. We’ll get back to you as soon as possible, where “as soon as possible” means “when we can be bothered”. Bribes help. Preferably in hard cash, but soft cash will do.

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    Logo & pictures

    Contact us (see above) for the latest bio, logo, pictures and other visuals.


    ..Seriously though.

    Worldwide management